Charlie Sheen, Motivational speaker?

If you look at Charlie Sheen's "poetry", it could pass as motivational speaking:

With "tiger blood," "Adonis DNA" and his "fire-breathing fists," Charlie has invented a new language

"Ready for my next fastball, world?"

"PLAN BETTER Applies to everything where an excuse now sits. Try it. U won't be wrong. Ever."


"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it, you will die. Your face will melt off, and your children will weep over your exploded body."

"A night of drink/ A night of hate/ A night as dark/ As last night's date."


"Can't is the cancer of happen."


Sheen claims his party exploits make Frank Sinatra and Mick Jagger look like "droopy-eyed armless children." He has called himself "battle-tested bayonets." And he's said he's riding the "tsunami of media ... on a mercury surfboard."

He's like the Darth Vader of motivational speaking.

Here's more: http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/showtracker/2011/03/the-charlie-sheen-glossary-a-totally-bitchin-bi-winning-guide-to-the-actors-best-quotes.html?cid=6a00d8341c630a53ef0147e2ed5604970b